I’ve been a vegetarian since roughly 2004, but if you were to offer me a Church’s Fried Chicken two-piece spicy box with biscuit, I would happily eat it. In fact, if Church’s were still at Town Center, I’d drive there for it right now myself—especially if you told me it was this 1986 Manute Bol and Spud Webb promo box.
I once met the late Manute Bol in Laurel, actually—shooting pool at the Fair Lanes bowling alley in the early 1990s, as he often did.
I also spotted this authentic Church’s Fried Chicken cap on eBay, but I’m guessing the decades-old smell of chicken grease undoubtedly ingrained in its fabric might hinder my more pleasant memories of this fine establishment… so I’ll have to pass on that.